January 2012
1 post
2 tags
“So I was gonna put “If I don’t get laid Saturday night, I’m...”
– Reisa M. as we waited @ location for the other deco people for Congregation, referring to the 76 comment thread about how there are no dream girls in the scene, just bright neon pink seafood nature does not want you to eat.
December 2011
5 posts
“I do things of substance, not just substances.”
– M.M on ways of living
“This thing tastes pretty good … also, I’m enjoying the lollipop.”
– Modesty, sucking on a lollipop.
“I think we’re both smartasses, just different shades of”
– Nick Lamb, after I posed to a partygoer ‘and people think I’m a smartass?’
“Why is there a window in our house?”
– Leisure Suit Leslie, honestly asking why there’s a window in his house (me too)
“Why can’t you just be a normal person?!?!!!”
– Amanda D., exasperated in dealing with me for dinner plans 12/11/2011
November 2011
1 post
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
October 2011
1 post
“Hey, this is an ok party! But I liked it better when it was in SF.”
– Brighter Days, to Solar, at the Sunset LA party, as he passed by Solar at the bar … Solar laughed.
September 2011
3 posts
“that’s where it gets beautiful, the breakdown”
– Peps Delgado, on picking up the pieces again
“The question you have to ask yourself is how many times can you can pick...”
– Peps Delgado, posing to me the question of my life.
“Never be too smart for your own good.”
– Peps Delgado
August 2011
6 posts
“It’s because he JUST GOT IN!”
– Diana R., in response to Julie mentioning there were some nights I stayed in
“Hurry up and be my friend already!!!!”
– Valerie D., admonishing someone to hurry up and accept a Facebook friend request
“I can’t go to work with ‘ecstasy face’ anymore!”
– Amy L., on weekend work schedules
2 tags
A cynics meditation on marriage
gabs: part of me thinks it has to do with being rational
gabs: like, i say i dont want to have kids or really get married
gabs: but i think its more so that i just hant met anyone i really want to do either of these things with
me: yeah, that's probably part of the case too, though there were a couple I wanted to
gabs: marriage is just a limited contract that we all know can be defaulted upon & dissolved
me: that too
gabs: so the actual idea of it is sort of just a farce
gabs: the ideals behind it, a fairy tale
me: right?
gabs: i think once you get married & divorced
gabs: the world is your oyster
gabs: its like getting a credit card & never paying it back
gabs: ive done this many times
gabs: after 7 years, who fucking cares
me: right
gabs: theres no real reprocussions
gabs: marry annually
gabs: do it for the gifts
gabs: like shitting out kids
gabs: do it till your friends wise up
gabs: and stop giving you things
gabs: marry for SPORT
gabs: hang the certificates on your wall like trophies
gabs: (i think we have something here)
me: yeah no shit
me: this is one of your most brilliant rants
gabs: its not about fukking the hotties anymore
gabs: its about getting them wasted enuff in vegas
gabs: to legally fuck them
gabs: or just saying "hey babe, its only for a year"
gabs: you need another kitchen aid, right?
me: Cynics in Love: We're here for the food processor
gabs: hahaha
gabs: all clad pans, please
“exactly - so youre like this fantastic unicorn full of magic and whimsy that...”
– Gabby K., commenting to me on the Zen of Ream via IM
“You’re the same kind of monster I am!”
– Nick Lamb, on a 2:15 am call to me as I was making sure someone got home safely
June 2011
6 posts
“… tequila gives me a different sort of drunk … Yeah. Yeah, like...”
– Ashley A. at the Gold Room. A large transsexual started dancing, and people tipped in the background.
“For Bette Midler or for worse …”
– JoAnne M. as she corrected my flubbing of ‘For better or for worse …’
“I’m going in to orifices that shouldn’t even exist.”
– JoAnne M. as her, Lisa D. and I eat a rotisserie chicken by hand.
“I mean, shit, I had a Big Mac, a cheeseburger, some fries, a coke, 20 nuggets...”
– Dougal C., recounting his 50 nugget feast exploits.
“I keep opening boxes and there’s still more nuggets!”
– Lisa Deal, on the 50 piece Chicken McNugget feast @ 2:00 am.
“Whatever, he’s a good blame.”
– Lisa D., on using me as a scapegoat.
May 2011
7 posts
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Pendleton Ward, thank you for showing me what’s possible.
“Robble robble!”
– Us
“I mean, we came in pretty loud … (pointing to herself) ok, so one boom and...”
– Lisa Deal, on the causes and effect that create space cat urine on her bed
“I’m drunk … just not wasted drunk. And don’t quote me on...”
– Lisa Deal, on drunk
“I didn’t get no vagina vibrations from the djs tonight, I mean, come on...”
– Ashley A., on the state of the music at the Artwalk Afterhours.
April 2011
4 posts
“yeah wasn’t your music … i mean wolfie is no one’s music”
– Erik N. on my rare minutes of dancing at Shade. Wolfie managed to trainwreck on Ableton that day.
1 tag
“Gold plated hoochies cause they’re shitty inside.”
– Quipped at coffee with Peps and Magan.
“When you hand yourself lemons, make croque madames.”
– New slogan for the year.
“srsly… dnb makes people yell … we’ve verified it now”
– Flip on IM, after retelling his story of going to dirtybird in the park, spouting off to Nickel about how house doesn’t have any crazy drops that make people yell. Claude Von Stroke then drops a dnb track, hits a drop and the crowd yells.
March 2011
2 posts
“Love is the will to extend one’s self for the purpose of nurturing...”
– M. Scott Peck, M.D.
February 2011
1 post
“You’re somewhere between a social liability and a social lubricant.”
– Erik N., on the joys of having me at parties.
January 2011
10 posts
“I hate facebook quotes.”
– Joe Bickle
“Who, being loved, is poor?”
– Oscar Wilde
“I am also hoping that we’ll dance all night and leave the city both...”
– John K., on what his hopes are for Feb 4th - sparks will fly from our heels.
“I can still smell those tacos on my hand … tuna tacos …”
– KC, referring to Los Burritos hard shell chicken tacos
“Be magnanimous!”
– Ryan H., in his New Year’s Eve cheers
“Yes, we’re one and the same. ‘Raconteur 1, (meet) Raconteur...”
– Ko, in explaining the connection
“Recreation time will continue till arts & crafts improve!”
– Tossed around the other weekend in discussions ranging from Burning Man to jail and everything in between
“Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished...”
– Kierkegaard
Angel Maya has come to herald the absurd →
September 2010
2 posts
onehelloworld:
You’re Still My Favorite Color
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I Called This Stupid Number To...
August 2010
1 post
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Quotes, thoughts and odd happenings in the present day rave scene by “those who know”